Mupyeong

Oh shites, someone Tagged me and it's
DARN! But I don't even know 11 people I would want to tag:I

RULES:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons in the journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

5 things about me:

1) I love male anatomy

2) I love classical art and basically hate modern art as in 'This dot and this ruler are now a piece of fine art worth 20'000 dollar'

3) I work in the medical field

4) I am bored enough to look up random facts and am a lexicon of useless knowledge

5) When I stop eating it's not always because I'm satiated. Especially in case of vegetables I'm unsatisfied or bored by the food and will start eating on any given occasion afterwards.


Questions from ShinyAltaria

1: If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

I would change myself to be exceptionally rich/talented and high up in society. Not because I want to be someone, but because you have to be the asshole in the system to redirect the system. But I'd also like the existence of magic. PA-SHOOOO!

2: What is your favourite fruit/vegetable ?

Oh, hard question, bananas or cherries? Problem is I hate sweet stuff. Why isn't the question about my favourite food?

3: What is your favorite animal?

Everything that can kill me and is taller than 20cm. Sharks, Hyenas, Wolfs, Lions, Snakes, Cows....

4: If you had a wish but weren't allowed to ask for extra wishes, what would you wish for?

A better Djinn.

5: What is the most awful thing you've ever seen/heard?

Veganism can cure cancer. That is bogus. And it is a deathcall for everyone who has cancer and gets forced to try this.

6: What is your favourite colour?

I like several colours for several occasions. Green, Blue, Red, Purple...

7: What is your current favourite song?

None, I don't exactly have a favourite song.

8: Do you have an obsession with anything? If so, what is it?

Intrawebs, reading, drawing, videogames, useless knowledge, anatomy...

9:  What would you do if you were god?

Pretty much the same the current God (if it exists) does. Troll humans. Although I'd take Trolling to completely different levels.

10: What is for you the most valuable thing you own?

My food.

11: If given the chance to live forever and not be able to die, would you take it?

Sure. Why not?




So okay, I will add the tagged people and questions for them later:'D

Oh shites, someone Tagged me and it's
DARN! But I don't even know 11 people I would want to tag:I

RULES:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons in the journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

5 things about me:

1) I love male anatomy

2) I love classical art and basically hate modern art as in 'This dot and this ruler are now a piece of fine art worth 20'000 dollar'

3) I work in the medical field

4) I am bored enough to look up random facts and am a lexicon of useless knowledge

5) When I stop eating it's not always because I'm satiated. Especially in case of vegetables I'm unsatisfied or bored by the food and will start eating on any given occasion afterwards.


Questions from ShinyAltaria

1: If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

I would change myself to be exceptionally rich/talented and high up in society. Not because I want to be someone, but because you have to be the asshole in the system to redirect the system. But I'd also like the existence of magic. PA-SHOOOO!

2: What is your favourite fruit/vegetable ?

Oh, hard question, bananas or cherries? Problem is I hate sweet stuff. Why isn't the question about my favourite food?

3: What is your favorite animal?

Everything that can kill me and is taller than 20cm. Sharks, Hyenas, Wolfs, Lions, Snakes, Cows....

4: If you had a wish but weren't allowed to ask for extra wishes, what would you wish for?

A better Djinn.

5: What is the most awful thing you've ever seen/heard?

Veganism can cure cancer. That is bogus. And it is a deathcall for everyone who has cancer and gets forced to try this.

6: What is your favourite colour?

I like several colours for several occasions. Green, Blue, Red, Purple...

7: What is your current favourite song?

None, I don't exactly have a favourite song.

8: Do you have an obsession with anything? If so, what is it?

Intrawebs, reading, drawing, videogames, useless knowledge, anatomy...

9:  What would you do if you were god?

Pretty much the same the current God (if it exists) does. Troll humans. Although I'd take Trolling to completely different levels.

10: What is for you the most valuable thing you own?

My food.

11: If given the chance to live forever and not be able to die, would you take it?

Sure. Why not?

And before any of you comes whining and flailing and bitching at me, you better know I like Loveless and other stupid Catboy and Catgirl stuff. So yeah, here goes your argument Mr Smartypants Grufflesocks. But to give you new fuel, people really made me end up hating Nekomimi. I don't understand what's up with you people for adoring those stinky,corpse-dropping fleabags. As cute and adorable and whatnot I find cats, I simply can't comprehend how some people can be so high up about cats being so wonderful when they're just, well, cats. They're moody, they jump on everything, they leave their hair on stuff they didn't even touch and seriously, what do I keep an outdoor pet for?
I understand it if some people don't want to care for their pet 24/7 and prefer to have a cuddly companion to pop up every once in a while, but most people should reconsider getting one of those furball spitting fluffballs.
So, now that I've given you bunches and bunches of reasons to get your flamethrowers out, I wanna get back to the main topic over here. Catboys. Damned, I loved them a while back, I adored them. They were so cute and Tsundere and hell, I would've never imagined they'd give me allergyreactions. But that's not even my own stupid fault, for christ's sake! I think it may be because I'm not completely fixed on one kind of animal and cherish just this one and lick every piece of pavement they walk on. It could also be because I understand that cats have specific characteristics that don't fit every preppy Shouji Boys Love Character out there. And the other way round.
Well, I guess it's the latter.
Cats have unique personalities, but most of them are just plain old moody loners. They love to play, they love to hunt but most of all they think they are the boss. Now some of you may already have the lightbulbs popping up on top of their heads in realization, but for the rest : No, not every Character ever made is a cute catboy! God! Takao from Beyblade will never be one, Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! will never be one and Son Goku will also never ever be a Catperson! And do you know why that is? Because their characteristics are nearly the complete opposite of cats!
And here's another hint : There are at least a Million different kinds of Animals! Oh no, did that come as a surprise? Did I spoil your little world now? Seriously, guys! Get creative on the animal issue! I mean, besides Cats there are goddamned Dogs and stupid Cows and stinky Rabbits and jerky birds out there! I can't even count all the different animals in here, and I wont do that, not even for money. But I'm fed up with the one sided Cathierarchy in all that is Fanart. I don't see a reason in faving and commenting 10 Catboys in a row, because most people don't even get creative with it and just stick with 'Oh rooky here cute rittre Nekomimi with da fishu kawaii kawaii so Tsundere'. And yes, look at Catboyfanart. I've come across so many Nekomimi, and most of them were the same in every aspect.
Things I barely or never saw : Dolphins. Cockroaches. Lions. Dogs. Eel. Clownfish. Eagle. Canaree. Tiger. Raven. Cows.
All these animals and insects and fish and whatnot have somehow cute traits. And their own characteristics. And all of them have at least one stupid Character in one stupid show that fits them. So why don't you reconsider making certain characters Catboys and instead putting some, I don't know, Cow ears on them, just because it fits better. Because they're calm and well tempered and sometimes a little dorky? Or put dog ears on them if they're dangerous but faithful, with a sense of justice and are playful?
And the wise, calm character that finds a way out of every situation, why not give him a few Raven feathers?
God peeps, I know you can be creative, so show it! Get a variety of ideas and do that instead of clinging to a hand full of popular animals or just Nekomimi.

I won't forbid anyone to like or do anything at all, and I won't lecture you and force my PoV on you, I just want everyone to think about new ideas and trying new things out. That's how you learn, right?
Well peeps, thanks for reading!

Okay, so I guess lots of people who visit and use Deviantart, and even more of those who visit FF.net, or some other art site on the web will know that not everyone is a Stephen King in terms of writing. And every single one of those people who write themselves will know, that Shakespeare didn't fall from the heavens like that, and that it's not possible to write good Fanfiction when you just got started on writing. Even I understand that, because my writings are horrible, but I don't give a flying coitus about it, because I get better whenever I am actually writing something and can understand if peopel start out as horrible writers. Yes, I mean horrible as in horrid, gruesome and painful.
To be honest, I wont even talk about those horrible writers getting buttkissing comments every six seconds for said writings, because that's not what I want to talk about right now. I'm rather absorbed in one single fact. A simple, simple thing. So simple, it probably pisses everyone off who doesn't have the IQ of Tuna or below. It's a thing about Fanfictions that's so obviously mindshattering, you ask yourself how those people can even claim to be capable of reading because apparently, they didn't read the stories they're writing about.

You know what I'm talking about yet? No? Then take another hint-cookie.

Let's pick any Fandom. I don't know which, maybe something everyone knows. Oh right, Pokémon! Everyone knows Pokémon, right? So for safe reasons now and for the fact that I don't read hetero fiction, let's choose Gary and Ash to begin with. Everyone should know Gary Oak. (Yes I know, they have japanese names, but I wont cramp my brain together enough now to remember them) So, taking a peek at Ash and Gary we find both of them to be rather competitive, while Gary is more of an Agressive, no scratch that, a Sarcastic type of person, handing out insults like a chinese man hands out those stupid cookies in a chinese restaurant. But he can still be caring and loving in a way, if a little snobby. Ash on the other hand is not just competitive, but also slightly naive and warm-hearted, befriending others easily.
Now before someone gets the Flamethrower out, I didn't watch Pokémon in ages, but this is probably better than what I'm about to say that makes this simple thing here look like the best Characterization ever made by a police profiler.
So, you find this one Fanfiction with that pair and open it up, already waiting to have the glorious verbal festivities those two seem to share whenever they meet. You read in, ignoring the already horrible Grammar and Writing, and just when you think okay it can just get better from this point onward, some of the Characters starts crying. Either it's Gary or Ash, but we will stick with Gary. So, despite Gary's sheer inability to shed tears in 99,9% of all time, he starts crying like a bitch because Ash - and I'm serious - did something stupid like, I don't know, forget their anniversary. And prefers hanging with Pikachu.
Pikachu will be horribly envious of Gary and scratch him which will make Gary cry - obiously, 'cause he's a whiney bitch in here - and try to make him break up with Ash. After some major plot points like Gary getting sick, Gary nearly dying, Gary getting abducted by Team Rocket, it will end with a Major fight between Pikachu and Ash, leading those two to break up and Ash tending to Gary who will have kawaii coitoral experiences with his newfound oldfound lover and everyone gets a baby. Except for Pikachu, because he dies alone.
End of Story.

So, if you didn't get what I want to talk about by now, you're probably either blind, retarded or don't read Fanfiction.

What I wanted to give a short rant about was that some people should be forbidden to write Fanfiction. Instead, they should get their fingers hammered into little stumps with the keyboard, which sounds very hateful and actually it is. The reason is simple : They claim to be fans of some Show, bei it Anime or Cartoon or TV-Show, and then they write Fanfiction that is so far off the limits of the original story, even the description makes your innards churn like Chipotle Chilli.
Because I'm into Homestuck atm I will just stick with Homestuck for this one.
Fact one : Trolls live on the Planet Alternia in a different Universe than humans, who live on Earth.
Fact two : Trolls dislike buckets because they're a lewd item.
Fact three : Trolls have FOUR relationship Quadrants. Four. Can you count that? F.O.U.R. One, Two, Three, Four.
Three easy fact every idiot would be capable of remembering. While Fact one and Two are practically used in every Fanfiction, most people have to hate the third fact. I've read a shit ton of Fanfictions now, and every single one was the same. They ignored one of the most dragged out fact in all of Homestuck, a subject that got entitled at least 6 Panels with so much text I didn't read through all of it at the first go because it was SO MUCH. But if you write Fanfiction, especially M-Rated or Fluff ones, You Have To Know! I had so many Fanfictions about Homestuck until now where it was all 'lovey-dovey', I rolled my head over my keyboard in frustration. That's how much it pissed me off. See how much it does? I'm even getting to the vulgar language!
But that's not even the worst!
Fact four : TROLLS ARE VIOLENT!
So, combine this with fact three, and you have so much stuff for Fanfictions, you could fill the world archive with it. But does it get any attention? Does anyone think through Fanfictions seriously? So now that doesn't really apply to Racebent Fanfictions in this case, and parts of it don't apply to AU Fanfictions. But peeps, if you have to write it in the original verse, or with the roots in the original verse, WRITE it like that!
Ugh!
Trollrelationships are based on pity or hatred when it comes to mating, and the other two qudrants are things like good friends! (Including the bestest friend, the Moirail ~uguu)
So, do any of you see the difference now? Do you? Humans : Love and Friendship; Trolls : Pity and Hatred without a second look at the gender.
Oh boy, that was so hard!
So, now to the violent part. Can any of you tell me... why the flying pail it appears that Karkat is overemotional and John scared of him? It's probably mentioned about thousand times in one act that John isn't scared of Karkat's violent behaviour, and that he finds it amusing. When this comes as a shock you should probably start reading the dialogues and pesterlogs instead of licking all over the screen like Terezi. Because in case you didn't notice : it makes her see the screen, but it wont make you see it better in any physical aspect possible. Ever.
So, how to write good fiction because I'm apparently making myself look so horrendously good compared to those people?
It's simple..
Look at the facts....
It's not that hard to have original stories in a Fanverse, even when you stick to the facts.

Oh, and to your information : Men aren't whiney overemotional sissys in 90% of the cases. Especially when they have a huge "I'm not a sissy" notice on their stupid backs.

So to those of you who don't like Homestuck : Find a hand full of simple facts on your fandom and their Characters, if they apply to your Fanfiction, you're on a good way.

And to the rest of you : I wont tell you what to write or how to write it, but I'd ask you to consider what I said. If you tend to make romantic fluffy Fanfictions, think it over. Try thinking if it really fits the characters, and if it doesn't, don't stick to the "But it's so cute!" excuse. Just my opinion, but I know tons of people who share it, it's not. Just because some 13year old girls tell you it is, it doesn't make it good. And at one point or another you will realize that it really isn't good. It's flat and unspectacular. It lacks emotional depths. And that's a thing I am pretty sure most people can agree with.
You want to get better? Then try getting better, get a grip on the characters instead of reinventing them in completely impossible way.

So, thanks for now, peeps.

And it's Pairing Rednecks! Yes, Pairing Rednecks, two simple words I can't without making over ninethousand spelling mistake on the first few goes. Actually, I just came up with a term to describe a problem that's been bugging me like Pest and Cholera a medival city without hygiene standards! Oh, wait, nevermind, back then they didn't really have hygiene standards!
Anyways, back to topic. Pairing Rednecks, what's that supposed to mean? Actually, it's not really because of the >stupid< cliché that usually tags along with the term Redneck. In this case it's more related to the unwillingness to change and the sheer ignorance some people seem to build up when it comes to their favourite pairing. It is supposed to describe that a person isn't capable of even accepting certain pairings because they somehow think their choice is the only possible one and everything else should be, well, killed. I've never come across such people, god beware, and I'm more than glad I never did despite my habit to always like the least supported couple! But I heard some people I know coming across them and it was always a horrible reminder on how close minded, ignorant and selfabsorbed people can get. And you can believe me when I tell you that you will know when you come across one of them.
>But you're just overestimating things!<
Uh, no, I don't. Those people exist and those people have already flamed others to their hearts content because they had apparently nothing else t do besides googling their favourite pairing. (Being the biased butt I am I will just think of them googling crossdressing pictures) Apparently it's become pretty common in the Hetalia Fandom. I mean, I remember the old clubs that were >Anti-Sasu/Saku<, and I know I never even looked inside from buttocks-perspective. But that was probably because I wasn't interested in that pairing in the first place. Although there's this funny thing, it's also happening on the Mary Sue Rockbottom.

Seriously, make up Clubs on the Pairings you like and add random favourites to it involving that Pairing, but an Anti-Club for Canon Pairings? Or for Pairings with Canon Characters? Really guys, I'm disappointed. There are tons of Mary Sues and incoherent -aboos out there who would rather need butt-kicking attention and serious lecturing than a few harmless Canon Character Pairings.
To give an example for the Phenomenon : Look at the pairings Germany/Italy and then any other pairing involving Germany. Read the comments, you will probably soon find one that says 'Germany belongs to Italy, this pairing is stupid' to say it harmless. Especially Russia/Germany seems to receive huge amounts of Hatemail, because apparently >Russia likes China more<. Yeah, sure, I will just add to that it's just an overdone parody character on the country Russia, or China, and judging by history and politics around every pairing works. So get a grip and stop whining on the fact that it's more kawaii because China has long hair and is quite feminine compared to Russia. Or whatever the reason.
I have to state, I'm not against that pairing, I simply don't look at it except when I come across good pictures with the two of them. And good doesn't mean >cute< or >well drawn<, but >The pairing is shown in a way that makes it believable and actually quite sympathic, I think in this constellation I might like it<. So you can't trip me on that one.

Well, to get to the point. I will keep saying like what you like, but stop being stupid enough to flame others because they disagree with you or simply look at things from a different angle when it comes to pairings. Not everyone likes >kwaii Itari-kunnnn< with >DOITSUUUUU< just because you do. Some people prefer Insane Bastard X Angry Warrior, or Silent Co-Worker X Agressive Sportsman.
And yes, I mean it in the Top X Bottom arrangement. Some like the cuter boys/girls to get on top, some like beefy characters more. But the fact is : Your pairing isn't the only one, just look at rule 34. And get over it.
Anyways, have fun with your pairings but try not being angry towards people who dislike your favourites. Rather take a look at other pairings and try finding out what's so interesting about them. Even I do that, even on Hetero or Shoujo-Ai pairings, although I don't watch stuff on them because I'm simply not interested in the females and out for the BL pairings. But I can at least see what's special about some. And if you don't like it, even after you looked at it, just get over it.

Well, try thinking about that, and I hope some of you understand what I was trying to say here. Have a nice day.